You know you're living in 2004 when..

1.  You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4.  You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5.  Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6.  You waited a few days before you read this e-mail, then kept it in your Inbox so you could forward it later.

7. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
8.  When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
10. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 
12.  Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to receive long-service awards.
 

AND, I'll bet:

 

13.  You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14.  You're thinking about forwarding it to your "e-friends"  (strangely, you can't remember who sent this joke to you in the first place.)
15.  You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net. (say it ain't so!)
16.  You were too busy to notice there was no #9
17.  You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 and NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself...