5 important stages

   Stage 1 - SMART

   This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in  the    known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on  your  knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are  always RIGHT.

   And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This  makes    for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

   Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING

   This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in  the    entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect    stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you.  Bear in    mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person  about any    subject under the sun.

   Stage 3 - RICH

     This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You  can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full   of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,   because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your   bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will   also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the   BEST LOOKING person in the world.

   Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF

     You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially   those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because   nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners   of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money.

   You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are   RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

   Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

     This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do   anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the   people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot   see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fightyou.

   You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because   no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all   the words.

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