Between 18 & 20, a woman is like Africa;
 Half discovered, half wild; naturally
 Beautiful with fertile deltas.
 
 Between 21 & 30, a woman is like America;
 Well developed and open to trade especially
 for someone with cash.
 
 Between 31 & 35, she is like India;
 Very hot, relaxed, & convinced of her own
 beauty.
 
 Between 36 & 40, a woman is like France;
 Gently aging but still a warm and desirable
 place to visit.

 Between 41 & 50, she is like Yugoslavia;
 Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes.
 Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
 
 Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Russia;
 Very wide and borders are unpatrolled.
 The frigid climate keeps people away.
 
 Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Mongolia;
 With a glorious and all conquering past but
 alas, no future.
 
 After 70, they become like Afghanistan;
 everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to
 go there.
 
 THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
 Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick