The Top 10 Times in History....when using the "F" word was appropriate...

10) "What the *bip* was that?"........................Mayor of Hiroshima

9) "Where did all these *bip* Indians come from?"....Gen. Custer

8) Cool "Any *bip* idiot could understand that"...............Einstein

7) "It does SO *bip* look like her"...........................Picasso

6) "How the *bip* did you work that out?"...........Pythagoras

5) "You want WHAT on the *bip* ceiling?".......Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *bip* rain."..........Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered *bip* showers...my ass!"..............Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a *bip* hole in my head!".....JFK

The number 1 best use of the "F" word in history is.........

1)"Aw, c'mon, who the *bip* is going to find out?"...............Bill Clinton